Pleasurists #84

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Editor’s Pick

• Raquel vs. Niagara: The Showdown by Outspoken Clitic





Editor’s Note: The most epic dildofight ever! You know you want to see two pink realistic-feel dildos battling it out set to Ennio Morricone music and wearing black cowboy hats. I mean… come on! What’s not to love? There’s also a review, so be sure to click the link.

Editor

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Babeland Remote Panty by Shay


• Tulip by Mistress Kay


• Tulip by Darling Dove


• Tulip by Kynky Kytty


• Tulip by Gardenvy


• Roly Poly by Red Vinyl Kitty


• Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie by Jessie Beth


• Ophoria Bliss No. 8 by Luscious Lily


• Gino by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• 6″ Power Bullet Breeze by Screaming Violet


• Fun Factory Delight by Mistress Kay


• Extase Liberte by Alan & Michele


• Le Reve 3-Speed Bullet by Mistress Kay


• Evolved Bet On Black by Red


• SinFive Ilo by Carrie Ann


• OhMiBod Freestyle by Luvasaurus


• Evolved Croupier by Missy

Dildos

• Vixen Creations Woody by Britni TheVadgeWig


• Natural Contours Energie by Marilyn


• Vixen Creations Raquel & Tantus Niagra by Outspoken Clitic


• Vibrating Glass Twister


• LELO Ella by Hamilton Hexx


• Njoy Eleven by Carrie Ann

Anal Toys

• Njoy Pure Plug by buzzvibe


• Crystal Delights Plug by Toys in Love


• Crystal Delights Plug by Sundae


• Ophoria Rapture No. 6 by buzzvibe


• Tantus Alumina Revolve by Britni TheVagdeWig


• Vibrating Butt Plug by Mystress Lady Evyl


• Tantus Infinity Royal by Sammi


• Rascal The Inmate by Red


• Vixen Creations Tristan by ScottA

Toys for Cocks

• LELO Tor by Toys in Love


• Tenga Egg by Cooper


• SuccuDry Fleshlight by Phallicity


• Si-X Type N by Alan & Michele

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Wet Naturals Beautifully Bare


• Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss by Mistress Kay


• Kama Sutra Love Liquid by Cooper


• Moist Lube Dispenser by Mistress Kay


• Pink Water by Jonsbabydoll


• Pink Water by Holly


• Sliquid H2O by True Pleasures


• Love Essentials Kit by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• Intimate Organics Foot Foreplay Lotion by Vanilla Kinks


• Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart by Gardenvy


• Strawberry Moist by Gardenvy


• Wet Pheromone by Gardenvy


• Babeland Body Lickable Oil by Sammi


• Kama Sutra Body Souffle by Carrie Ann

BDSM/Fetish

• Heart 2 Heart Cuffs by Sea of Neptune


• Heart 2 Heart Cuffs by Juliettia


• Heart 2 Heart Whip by Darling Dove


• Babeland Bondage Tape by Red Vinyl Kitty


• Black Drip Candles by Mistress Kay


• Advanced Nipple Suckers by Kinky_Turtle


• Large Black Rubber Whip by Vanilla Kinks


• Pink Medium Rubber Whip by Elodie


• Spartacus 18″ Crop by Kit O’Connell


• Wrist to Thigh Cuffs by Mystress Lady Evyl

Adult Books/Games

• Position of the Day Playing Cards by namelesschaos


• Position of the Day Playing Cards by Alan & Michele


• Kidder Kaper Sex Is Fun! by Cooper


• Hurts So Good by Mistress Kay

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Heads Up: The Official Guide to Fellatio by Jessie Beth


• Tight Places: A Drop of Color by Kate


• Looks Like Fun by The Porn Librarian


• Wall Street – Disc 1 by FrzKey


• Hot Box by The Porn Librarian


• A Time to Screw by FrzKey


• Tru – A XXX Parody by The Porn Librarian


• Billy Castro Does the Mission by Britni TheVadgeWig

Storage

• Just in Case by Mistress Kay


• Lockable Large Vibrator Case by Mystress Lady Evyl

Miscellaneous

• Mystic Wand Attachment by Garnet Joyce


• Black Lite Body Paint Kit by Mistress Kay


• Cater to Me Kit by Kate


• KegelMaster 2000 by Joanna Cake


• Sportsheets Hump Bump & Vibe by mina

My Vagina Doesn't Have Beiber Fever- Review of the OhMiBod Freestyle

Have you ever seen something and just felt an immediate connection that was unexplainable? From the moment you see it the world just kind of stops. Everything just freezes and all you know is that you have to have it. Seeing isn’t enough. Being near it isn’t enough. You actually have to have it. That’s what happened with me when I got my OhMiBod Freestyle. It’s crazy I know, but it was love at first sight.

I wasn’t sure about this product. It wirelessly hooks up to your computer, iPod or in my case (super-freaking-awesome-so-much-better-than-your-lame-blackberry) iPhone and vibrates to the music. You can listen, while the music stimulates you. Music is my life, but I was hesitant because I am not a big fan of vibrator patterns. None the less, this product seemed incredible. So when OhMiBod offered me the chance to review one, I jumped at the opportunity.

When it came in the mail, I couldn’t wait to get it open. It comes in a beautiful white box with an actual size image of the Freestyle. I didn’t have time to use it; I had to be somewhere. I tried to walk away, but I couldn’t resist it calling to me. I had to see what it did. I turned it on in my palm and was extremely impressed. I put it back in the box and walked away. Then I ran back and had to try it. It is amazing!!!!!!

When I finally got time to really use it I was blown away by how in sync it is with the music. I tried a variety of genres and artist. Justin Bieber doesn’t get me off, probably because he is 16 and doesn’t yet know what kind of music my vagina likes. My sappy Emo music made love to me. Certain country songs are great, while others are far less mind blowing. Drake disappointed me; I thought his music would be the best but it wasn’t. Honestly I think my favorite song is “Hey, Soul Sister” by Train. Honestly part of the fun, comes from trying different music out on yourself. On OhMiBod’s website you can find playlist and DJ’s that are working with the company to make the experience even more amazing.

The vibrations can be adjusted to pick up more variation in the music, therefore creating more vibration. Basically you can turn up the strength. You also can turn the music off and just have multiple levels of steady vibrations or use one of its different patterns. The Freestyle is shaped like a traditional vibrator and can be used for clit, vaginal or anal stimulation. The smooth hypoallergenic plastic vibrator is 8 ¼ long (5 3/4 insertable length) and has a diameter of 1 1/8 inches. Unlike previous models by OhMiBod, the Freestyle vibrator is wireless. Your music source hooks up to the remote and your ear phones, but there are no cords attached to the vibrator itself. While the vibrator itself is rechargeable, the remote takes 2 AAA batteries.

When people ask me about sex toys, this is the one I always bring up first. It doesn’t matter how vanilla you are, you can still appreciate this awesome concept. This vibrator has provided me many opportunities to explain how different sex toys can be from what pop culture usually thinks of when they think of a vibrator. I really wish the girls on Sex and the City had mentioned this one in their latest movie. We have come so far since the rabbit.

The Freestyle can be purchased for $130 on OhMiBod’s website. The Freestyle is something I can recommend to anyone and everyone with no hesitation. I feel like this is a great first time toy, because it combines music, something that is very unintimidating and vibrators, which can be intimidating if you are a first time user. It has varying levels of stimulating, so if you are little timid, you can start slowly and for those of us that aren’t scared of a lot of buzz you can have yourself a hell of a time. I really want to thank OhMiBod for letting me review such an amazing toy.

Where I've been

I’ve always had an extremely healthy sexual appetite. I’ve always been comfortable in my sexuality and constantly encourage other people to embrace their own. I never thought I’d get to a point where sexual pleasure would just be something I could do without. Unfortunately that’s exactly what happened.

I had surgery on my uterus, ovaries and cervix earlier this year. I get a monthly Lupron injection now that causes menopausal like symptoms. I laughed when my Dr told me it could lower my sex drive. I told him there was no medicine on Earth that could even touch mine… I was wrong.

The last few months have been awful. I never have any energy, my vagina has turned into the Sahara, I have terrible hot flashes, I’m a total bitch to everyone around me and my sex drive is dead, RIP. Watching these changes happen, over the last few months, has been really hard. As I lost my sex drive, I became more and more embarrassed. I don’t know why, but my hormones were definitely not helping. I didn’t want to talk about it with anyone. I didn’t want to admit that this was happening to me. I know it seems crazy, but I felt crazy. I’m a 23 year old girl who has always been extremely sexual and now has very little interest in sex.

I have to use more and more lube because of this medicine. Wet has been a very important part of my infrequent masturbation sessions. God bless all the people who work for Wet.

I kept mentioning it to the Dr’s office. Who just kept saying this is what is supposed to happen. I was starting to get very depressed. 2 weeks ago, I called and yelled at a nurse and then started sobbing. I felt helpless. Finally someone listened; she called me in a prescription for Add Back Therapy on top of my injections. I’m still not myself, but it’s better than before. It’s wonderful to reclaim some of my sexual energy.

I’m sorry that I disappeared; I was a mess. I have missed this place and my sex reviewing friends. I’ve started masturbating more frequently. It’s nothing like before, but I have already enjoyed myself more in the last few weeks than in the months prior to this. I knew the easiest way to explain my absence would be with the truth. I am glad to be home.