Showing posts with label Best toys ever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Best toys ever. Show all posts

Thursday, June 24, 2010

My Vagina Doesn't Have Beiber Fever- Review of the OhMiBod Freestyle

Have you ever seen something and just felt an immediate connection that was unexplainable? From the moment you see it the world just kind of stops. Everything just freezes and all you know is that you have to have it. Seeing isn’t enough. Being near it isn’t enough. You actually have to have it. That’s what happened with me when I got my OhMiBod Freestyle. It’s crazy I know, but it was love at first sight.

I wasn’t sure about this product. It wirelessly hooks up to your computer, iPod or in my case (super-freaking-awesome-so-much-better-than-your-lame-blackberry) iPhone and vibrates to the music. You can listen, while the music stimulates you. Music is my life, but I was hesitant because I am not a big fan of vibrator patterns. None the less, this product seemed incredible. So when OhMiBod offered me the chance to review one, I jumped at the opportunity.

When it came in the mail, I couldn’t wait to get it open. It comes in a beautiful white box with an actual size image of the Freestyle. I didn’t have time to use it; I had to be somewhere. I tried to walk away, but I couldn’t resist it calling to me. I had to see what it did. I turned it on in my palm and was extremely impressed. I put it back in the box and walked away. Then I ran back and had to try it. It is amazing!!!!!!

When I finally got time to really use it I was blown away by how in sync it is with the music. I tried a variety of genres and artist. Justin Bieber doesn’t get me off, probably because he is 16 and doesn’t yet know what kind of music my vagina likes. My sappy Emo music made love to me. Certain country songs are great, while others are far less mind blowing. Drake disappointed me; I thought his music would be the best but it wasn’t. Honestly I think my favorite song is “Hey, Soul Sister” by Train. Honestly part of the fun, comes from trying different music out on yourself. On OhMiBod’s website you can find playlist and DJ’s that are working with the company to make the experience even more amazing.

The vibrations can be adjusted to pick up more variation in the music, therefore creating more vibration. Basically you can turn up the strength. You also can turn the music off and just have multiple levels of steady vibrations or use one of its different patterns. The Freestyle is shaped like a traditional vibrator and can be used for clit, vaginal or anal stimulation. The smooth hypoallergenic plastic vibrator is 8 ¼ long (5 3/4 insertable length) and has a diameter of 1 1/8 inches. Unlike previous models by OhMiBod, the Freestyle vibrator is wireless. Your music source hooks up to the remote and your ear phones, but there are no cords attached to the vibrator itself. While the vibrator itself is rechargeable, the remote takes 2 AAA batteries.

When people ask me about sex toys, this is the one I always bring up first. It doesn’t matter how vanilla you are, you can still appreciate this awesome concept. This vibrator has provided me many opportunities to explain how different sex toys can be from what pop culture usually thinks of when they think of a vibrator. I really wish the girls on Sex and the City had mentioned this one in their latest movie. We have come so far since the rabbit.

The Freestyle can be purchased for $130 on OhMiBod’s website. The Freestyle is something I can recommend to anyone and everyone with no hesitation. I feel like this is a great first time toy, because it combines music, something that is very unintimidating and vibrators, which can be intimidating if you are a first time user. It has varying levels of stimulating, so if you are little timid, you can start slowly and for those of us that aren’t scared of a lot of buzz you can have yourself a hell of a time. I really want to thank OhMiBod for letting me review such an amazing toy.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

JimmyJane Form 2 Review

When I decided to review JimmyJane’s Form 2 with the help of a wonderful JimmyJane employee, I could not wait to get my hands on this product. The Form 2 is the first of the three new Pleasure to the People waterproof and recharable vibrators from JimmyJane. They are all made out of platinum silicone and stainless steel. The Form 2 fits perfectly in my palm and with 3 buttons, the plus and minus buttons change the intensity and the other button changes the pattern, it’s basically perfect.

There is nothing worse than buying a product, only to realize something is wrong with it. Yet I am a firm believer that it is in these moments where you can really see how strong a company is. When it got to my house, the box said it was a Pink US Form 2, but the European charger greatly disagreed with the box. I sent an email to JimmyJane’s customer service. While this is not exactly the most ideal situation, it told me a lot about JimmyJane. They are a great company that will go out of their way to fix their mistakes. A few days, many apologies and a free Little Ember Sampler later I had a new charger and free candles.

At this point I was a little concerned; I have a tendency to build things up in my head, to an extent that they can never meet my expectations. I had lovingly been looking at the Form 2 since it had arrived. The pink silicone millennium falcon looking toy had been taunting me. It does not come charged, so it was just there, beautiful and awkward and looking kind of like Timmy the Tooth’s cousin.

I read the instructions and hooked up the charger. You just place the Form 2 on the charging station and it lights up showing you that it is indeed charging. After 2 hours of charging, it was ready to go. This charger will be used with future JimmyJane models. You can never overcharge this toy. Since there is no plug or o-ring, this little guy is completely water proof. I don’t think you could kill it with water even if you wanted to… which you won’t because it’s incredible.

I have never cared for vibration patterns. It’s not like a hate them, they just aren’t a selling point for me. The Form 2 oscillating pattern blows my mind, completely out of my skull. Each ear has its own motor, the vibrations go from one ear to the other, stimulating my clit in a whole new way. “Sensation in Stereo” describes this toy perfectly. The dual motors stimulate my clit like it has never been stimulated before. The rest of the patterns are also very nice, but I love the oscillating pattern even more than the constant vibrations. There are 4 vibrations patterns and 5 power levels. I like strong vibrations and the Form 2 delivers.

This vibrator is unlike anything I have ever used before. It leaves me speechless. Seriously words will never be able to describe the level of awesomeness contained in this strange looking toy. It’s perfect. The silicone feels great against my naughty parts and the ears surrounding my clit allow my clit to reach a level of ecstasy I’ve never experienced before. I have always had a hard time orgasming. I have sexual ADD and the Form 2 keeps my concentration focused on the sensations I’m feeling and not a crack on the ceiling or what I’m going to eat for dinner. It gives me long intense orgasms, which is probably why I love this toy so much.

Another benefit of this toy is how much it relaxes me. I’m a bit high strung and I have a hard time falling asleep at night as my mind is always racing. I’m not kidding about my ridiculous ADD. This little guy helps me unwind at night. I don’t know if it is the dual motors surrounding my clit or the rocking back and forth that does it, but it works better than anything I’ve ever used before. The orgasms that this toy produces leave me so completely satisfied, that I don’t have the energy to even move, let alone toss and turn.

I have cancelled plans twice since I got it, so that I could get home and use my Form 2. This $135 toy is worth every penny. I know it seems a little pricey, but it is really that amazing.I can’t get enough of it. This is by far my favorite toy of all time… OF ALL TIME!!!

This video started my love affair with the Form 2. I hope it does the same for you!


Thank you JimmyJane for letting me review this incredible toy. Please take a moment to check out their incredible assortment of vibrators, massage candles and massage stones.