Sunday, February 21, 2010

Lip Stain

I love makeup, maybe a little too much. I own over 90 shades of MAC eyeshadow, over 100 colors if you count other brands. I love lipstick, stain, gloss, etc. Hell, I even contour & highlight my chest. The one place I've never considered putting makeup is my pussy. I didn't realize I needed to. Luckily My New Pink Button was aware of my flaws.

My New Pink Button is a temporary dye that adds color to your labia. The product is intended to temporarily correct the loss of color that happens over time. The kit comes with 20 applicators, a mixing dish, dye and instructions. There is nothing on the website that indicates how long this product last, just that it is temporary.

It comes in 4 colors. Marilyn is for fair skinned girls. Bettie is a hot pink color that blends in with a woman’s skin tone. Ginger is a rosy color intended for darker skin tones. Audry is the darkest color and is a bold burgundy pink.

I wear makeup, I highlight my hair, I have implants, I wax everything, I spend too much on clothes, I wear heals and now I have to wonder if my labia isn’t a pretty enough shade of pink? No man has ever said, “You know, I’m really into you but the color of your pussy is a deal breaker.” I honestly don’t have time to worry about one more thing.

I’m sure there are women who are already genuinely concerned about this. For those women, go ahead. Who am I to tell you that it is wrong? If it makes you happy and comfortable to color your labia, go for it.

Is this weird? Yes. Am I curious to see how this works? Yes. Would I try it if it was in front of me? Probably….


Alicia said...

Oh wow, this is the first I have heard of this for sure! I would probably try it if I got a free sample...but I don't think I would spend money to color my labia...I have a hard enough time shaving regularly, let alone dying it.

Luvasaurus said...

lol. I don't think I would ever buy it either. I'm pretty content with how my labia looks. I prefer getting waxed, I don't like shaving regularly.