Sex in a Sundress

Pleasurists #86

2010-07-14T12:32:00.001-07:00

squishes and smushes by GoddessWillendorf

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #85? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #87? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday July 18th at 11:59pm PDT.

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Vibrators

Fairy Pocket Mini by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Mystic Wand by Mystress Lady Evyl

Mystic Wand by Hamilton Hexx

LELO Gigi by Marilyn

Butterfly Kiss by buzzvibe

The Bon Bon by Jessie Beth

Little Thumper by buzzvibe

Ophoria Bliss No. 7 by VanillaKinks

SinFive Nagi by Rayne

Fun Factory Ellove by Elodie

Iconic Smoothie by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

Pirates Vibrator by jonsbabydoll

Sqweel by Saraid

Vibrating Dilator Set by Missy

Le Reve Bullet by Tonia

Fun Factory Laya Spot by Elodie

Touche Little Snooper by Femenina Deliciosa

Desire by Mistress Arabella

Remote Control Vibrating Egg by Screaming Violet

Je Joue SaSi by Epiphora

Dildos

Rascal El Diablo by Juliettia

Tantus Curve by Rayne

Tantus Acute by Hamilton Hexx

Dai-Do No. 4 by Toys in Love

Anal Toys

Fun Factory Bendy Beads by Kit O’Connell

Fun Factory Flexi Felix by Jess Manifesto

Crystal Delights Plug by Hubman and Veronica

Pony Play Plug by Jessie Beth

Love 2 Love Godebuster by Toys in Love

Toys for Cocks

LELO Tor by Splendwhore

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Intimate Organics Gels & Sprays by Marilyn

Dr. Love by Jessie Beth

Pink Unity by buzzvibe

Jimmyjane Beyond Euphoric Massage Lotion by Jessie Beth

System JO H2O Anal Warming by Missy

Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula by True Pleasures

Astroglide Silken Secret by Joanna Cake

Hot Pink by Miss Vixen

Lust Dust Edible Body Powder by Jessie Beth

BDSM/Fetish

Sensual Hot Wax Candles by Mystress Lady Evyl

Clover Clamps by Mistress Kay

Lavish Nipple Clamps by Red Vinyl Kitty

Lavish Nipple Clamps by Elodie

Love Knot Flogger by Mistress Kay

Nipple Clamps with O-Rings by Mistress Kay

Massive Bondage Shackles by Mistress Arabella

Satin Mask Blindfold by Mistress Arabella

Adult Books/Games

“Better Sex Guide to Extraordinary Lovemaking” by Mistress Kay

Darrin Zeer’s “Lovers’ Massage, Soothing Touch for Two” by True Pleasures

“Housewife’s Guide to the Practical Striptease” by Mistress Kay

Tasting Him by Rayne

Girls, Guns, and Ropes by Mistress Kay

Adult DVDs & Porn

Comstick Films Xana and Dax: When Opposites Attract by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Fellatio by Mistress Kay

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Fellatio by Jess Manifesto

BuckleRoos Part 1 by The Porn Librarian

The Fashionistas by FrzKey

Beating the Heat by J.D. Bauchery

Massive Cock by The Porn Librarian

Jiburiru Vol. 3 by FrzKey

Billy Castro Does the Mission by Jess Manifesto

My Own Master by Epiphora

Storage

For Your Numphomation XL Flogger Case by Rayne

Miscellaneous

Mystic Wand Attachment by Mystress Lady Evyl

Babeland Toy Cleaner by Jessie Beth

Lifestyle Lounge Website by Cooper

Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness by VanillaKinks

RFSU Vegan Condoms by Splendwhore

Golden Ben Wa Balls by Screaming Violet

Mr. Limpy Medium by Mistress Kay

Fun Factory Teneo Uno by GingerKitten

G-Swirl

2010-07-13T13:42:00.000-07:00

Good Vibrations was kind enough to let me review the G-Swirl by Good Vibrations. I was extremely excited about this toy. Fun Factory created a vibrator for Good Vibrations that can be used for G-spot, P-spot or clitoral stimulation. The flared base on the bottom of the shaft makes it safe to use anally. The G-Swirl has a plastic base and silicone shaft. It looked amazing.

I got out my instructions and batteries to insert them into the device and realized I had a problem. I tried everything to get into the toy. I pushed, I pulled, I twisted, I freaking karate chopped this bad boy and nothing would open it. The instructions just said insert them into the device, easier said than done. I spent a couple weeks working on it and still had no luck. I would spend time trying to figure it out and then curse the day it was created and walk away. I contemplated throwing it out the window. I was about to just give up and ask a guy friend to figure out where the batteries went in my new vibrator. Finally, I found a blog where Nancy Drew or some other sleuth figured out the mysterious battery compartment. There is a place for your fingers on the sides of the base, you have to squeeze this very hard in until it clicks, and then the bottom pops off. Then you can insert 2 AA batteries. Even after I discovered this secret, I have still had a difficult time opening it. You should remove your batteries in between uses, which means you have to regularly tackle the beast.

I finally got batteries into the G-Swirl and it would have been a pretty great toy, if it hadn’t been so complicated to insert the batteries. It has multiple speeds, with the lowest being a great starting level to someone new to vibrators and the highest is a decently high vibration. It is controlled by a round dial wheel, it’s placement on the vibrator makes it very easy to control. After you get to the highest level there is a small click, but I get too excited sometimes and go too far, accidently turning it off. The vibrator has an insertable length of 4 inches and a diameter of 1 ½ inches. The ridged silicone shaft has a curved end that provided plenty of G-spot and P-spot stimulation. The clitoral ridge, doesn’t work with my anatomy, but I’m sure it’d be great for other women.

The G-Swirl is splash resistant. It is safe to wash it with soap and water or with toy cleaner, but do not submerge it under water. Since it is a silicone vibrator, avoid silicone lubricants. I recommend using water based lube. The vibrator comes with a sample lube from Fun Factory.

I don’t recommend this toy to first time toy buyers. It’s extremely frustrating to get into and if you don’t know how great sex toys are, I fear you would just give up on them forever. I wouldn’t blame you either. I’m not even sure how much I can recommend it all. It’s a great toy, but the design of the toy is severely flawed. If the battery compartment was altered or there were instructions that carefully explained how to install the batteries, I wouldn’t be so hesitant to recommend it. However, if you are reading this you now know how to open it, but my experience was more frustrating than pleasurable.

Disclosure Statement: This toy was provided free of charge by Good Vibrations in exchange for an honest review.

Mimi Lil' Massager

2010-07-10T13:52:00.000-07:00

My latest review for EdenFantasys. They were kind enough to let me review the Mimi Lil' Massager by Cal Exotics. Thanks EdenFantasys!

Mimi lil'massager Clitoral vibrator by California Exotic Material: Plastic Safety: $0.00 Buy from EdenFantasys
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Pleasurists #84

2010-06-30T10:10:00.000-07:00

via Mario M.M.

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #83? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #85? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday July 4th at 11:59pm PDT.

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June’s Sexy Contest: Explore Your Fantasies with KinkAcademy & Dr. Ruthie Deadline: June 30th.

Celebrate True’s 3 Years of Wedded Bliss and Get WET! Deadline: June 30th @ 11am Central.

Dangerous Lilly’s Milestone Giveaway Deadline: July 1st.

Two For You Deadline: July 2nd.

Intimate Organics Cleansing Gel and Body Souffle Giveaway Deadline: July 4th.

Sharing the Vamp Love with You Deadline: July 4th.

In Need of a Girl’s Night In? Deadline: July 5th @ 11:59pm Central.

Win a $50 Gift Card to Eden Fantasys! Deadline: July 8th @ 11:59pm Central.

Hot Summer Nights Giveaway Deadline: July 11th.

Lustre Vibe Giveaway! Deadline: July 15th.

Editor’s Pick

Raquel vs. Niagara: The Showdown by Outspoken Clitic

Editor’s Note: The most epic dildofight ever! You know you want to see two pink realistic-feel dildos battling it out set to Ennio Morricone music and wearing black cowboy hats. I mean… come on! What’s not to love? There’s also a review, so be sure to click the link.

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Babeland Remote Panty by Shay

Tulip by Mistress Kay

Tulip by Darling Dove

Tulip by Kynky Kytty

Tulip by Gardenvy

Roly Poly by Red Vinyl Kitty

Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie by Jessie Beth

Ophoria Bliss No. 8 by Luscious Lily

Gino by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

6″ Power Bullet Breeze by Screaming Violet

Fun Factory Delight by Mistress Kay

Extase Liberte by Alan & Michele

Le Reve 3-Speed Bullet by Mistress Kay

Evolved Bet On Black by Red

SinFive Ilo by Carrie Ann

OhMiBod Freestyle by Luvasaurus

Evolved Croupier by Missy

Dildos

Vixen Creations Woody by Britni TheVadgeWig

Natural Contours Energie by Marilyn

Vixen Creations Raquel & Tantus Niagra by Outspoken Clitic

Vibrating Glass Twister

LELO Ella by Hamilton Hexx

Njoy Eleven by Carrie Ann

Anal Toys

Njoy Pure Plug by buzzvibe

Crystal Delights Plug by Toys in Love

Crystal Delights Plug by Sundae

Ophoria Rapture No. 6 by buzzvibe

Tantus Alumina Revolve by Britni TheVagdeWig

Vibrating Butt Plug by Mystress Lady Evyl

Tantus Infinity Royal by Sammi

Rascal The Inmate by Red

Vixen Creations Tristan by ScottA

Toys for Cocks

LELO Tor by Toys in Love

Tenga Egg by Cooper

SuccuDry Fleshlight by Phallicity

Si-X Type N by Alan & Michele

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Wet Naturals Beautifully Bare

Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss by Mistress Kay

Kama Sutra Love Liquid by Cooper

Moist Lube Dispenser by Mistress Kay

Pink Water by Jonsbabydoll

Pink Water by Holly

Sliquid H2O by True Pleasures

Love Essentials Kit by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

Intimate Organics Foot Foreplay Lotion by Vanilla Kinks

Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart by Gardenvy

Strawberry Moist by Gardenvy

Wet Pheromone by Gardenvy

Babeland Body Lickable Oil by Sammi

Kama Sutra Body Souffle by Carrie Ann

BDSM/Fetish

Heart 2 Heart Cuffs by Sea of Neptune

Heart 2 Heart Cuffs by Juliettia

Heart 2 Heart Whip by Darling Dove

Babeland Bondage Tape by Red Vinyl Kitty

Black Drip Candles by Mistress Kay

Advanced Nipple Suckers by Kinky_Turtle

Large Black Rubber Whip by Vanilla Kinks

Pink Medium Rubber Whip by Elodie

Spartacus 18″ Crop by Kit O’Connell

Wrist to Thigh Cuffs by Mystress Lady Evyl

Adult Books/Games

Position of the Day Playing Cards by namelesschaos

Position of the Day Playing Cards by Alan & Michele

Kidder Kaper Sex Is Fun! by Cooper

Hurts So Good by Mistress Kay

Adult DVDs & Porn

Heads Up: The Official Guide to Fellatio by Jessie Beth

Tight Places: A Drop of Color by Kate

Looks Like Fun by The Porn Librarian

Wall Street – Disc 1 by FrzKey

Hot Box by The Porn Librarian

A Time to Screw by FrzKey

Tru – A XXX Parody by The Porn Librarian

Billy Castro Does the Mission by Britni TheVadgeWig

Storage

Just in Case by Mistress Kay

Lockable Large Vibrator Case by Mystress Lady Evyl

Miscellaneous

Mystic Wand Attachment by Garnet Joyce

Black Lite Body Paint Kit by Mistress Kay

Cater to Me Kit by Kate

KegelMaster 2000 by Joanna Cake

Sportsheets Hump Bump & Vibe by mina

My Vagina Doesn't Have Beiber Fever- Review of the OhMiBod Freestyle

2010-06-24T16:10:00.000-07:00

Have you ever seen something and just felt an immediate connection that was unexplainable? From the moment you see it the world just kind of stops. Everything just freezes and all you know is that you have to have it. Seeing isn’t enough. Being near it isn’t enough. You actually have to have it. That’s what happened with me when I got my OhMiBod Freestyle. It’s crazy I know, but it was love at first sight.

I wasn’t sure about this product. It wirelessly hooks up to your computer, iPod or in my case (super-freaking-awesome-so-much-better-than-your-lame-blackberry) iPhone and vibrates to the music. You can listen, while the music stimulates you. Music is my life, but I was hesitant because I am not a big fan of vibrator patterns. None the less, this product seemed incredible. So when OhMiBod offered me the chance to review one, I jumped at the opportunity.

When it came in the mail, I couldn’t wait to get it open. It comes in a beautiful white box with an actual size image of the Freestyle. I didn’t have time to use it; I had to be somewhere. I tried to walk away, but I couldn’t resist it calling to me. I had to see what it did. I turned it on in my palm and was extremely impressed. I put it back in the box and walked away. Then I ran back and had to try it. It is amazing!!!!!!

When I finally got time to really use it I was blown away by how in sync it is with the music. I tried a variety of genres and artist. Justin Bieber doesn’t get me off, probably because he is 16 and doesn’t yet know what kind of music my vagina likes. My sappy Emo music made love to me. Certain country songs are great, while others are far less mind blowing. Drake disappointed me; I thought his music would be the best but it wasn’t. Honestly I think my favorite song is “Hey, Soul Sister” by Train. Honestly part of the fun, comes from trying different music out on yourself. On OhMiBod’s website you can find playlist and DJ’s that are working with the company to make the experience even more amazing.

The vibrations can be adjusted to pick up more variation in the music, therefore creating more vibration. Basically you can turn up the strength. You also can turn the music off and just have multiple levels of steady vibrations or use one of its different patterns. The Freestyle is shaped like a traditional vibrator and can be used for clit, vaginal or anal stimulation. The smooth hypoallergenic plastic vibrator is 8 ¼ long (5 3/4 insertable length) and has a diameter of 1 1/8 inches. Unlike previous models by OhMiBod, the Freestyle vibrator is wireless. Your music source hooks up to the remote and your ear phones, but there are no cords attached to the vibrator itself. While the vibrator itself is rechargeable, the remote takes 2 AAA batteries.

When people ask me about sex toys, this is the one I always bring up first. It doesn’t matter how vanilla you are, you can still appreciate this awesome concept. This vibrator has provided me many opportunities to explain how different sex toys can be from what pop culture usually thinks of when they think of a vibrator. I really wish the girls on Sex and the City had mentioned this one in their latest movie. We have come so far since the rabbit.

The Freestyle can be purchased for $130 on OhMiBod’s website. The Freestyle is something I can recommend to anyone and everyone with no hesitation. I feel like this is a great first time toy, because it combines music, something that is very unintimidating and vibrators, which can be intimidating if you are a first time user. It has varying levels of stimulating, so if you are little timid, you can start slowly and for those of us that aren’t scared of a lot of buzz you can have yourself a hell of a time. I really want to thank OhMiBod for letting me review such an amazing toy.

Where I've been

2010-06-21T22:39:00.001-07:00

I’ve always had an extremely healthy sexual appetite. I’ve always been comfortable in my sexuality and constantly encourage other people to embrace their own. I never thought I’d get to a point where sexual pleasure would just be something I could do without. Unfortunately that’s exactly what happened.

I had surgery on my uterus, ovaries and cervix earlier this year. I get a monthly Lupron injection now that causes menopausal like symptoms. I laughed when my Dr told me it could lower my sex drive. I told him there was no medicine on Earth that could even touch mine… I was wrong.

The last few months have been awful. I never have any energy, my vagina has turned into the Sahara, I have terrible hot flashes, I’m a total bitch to everyone around me and my sex drive is dead, RIP. Watching these changes happen, over the last few months, has been really hard. As I lost my sex drive, I became more and more embarrassed. I don’t know why, but my hormones were definitely not helping. I didn’t want to talk about it with anyone. I didn’t want to admit that this was happening to me. I know it seems crazy, but I felt crazy. I’m a 23 year old girl who has always been extremely sexual and now has very little interest in sex.

I have to use more and more lube because of this medicine. Wet has been a very important part of my infrequent masturbation sessions. God bless all the people who work for Wet.

I kept mentioning it to the Dr’s office. Who just kept saying this is what is supposed to happen. I was starting to get very depressed. 2 weeks ago, I called and yelled at a nurse and then started sobbing. I felt helpless. Finally someone listened; she called me in a prescription for Add Back Therapy on top of my injections. I’m still not myself, but it’s better than before. It’s wonderful to reclaim some of my sexual energy.

I’m sorry that I disappeared; I was a mess. I have missed this place and my sex reviewing friends. I’ve started masturbating more frequently. It’s nothing like before, but I have already enjoyed myself more in the last few weeks than in the months prior to this. I knew the easiest way to explain my absence would be with the truth. I am glad to be home.

Shunga Secret Garden

2010-04-14T20:09:00.000-07:00

This will be the first in a series of reviews of Shunga products. The company has been absolutely wonderful and sent me tons of products. Everything is amazing!!!! So for the next few months, expect a Shunga review weekly. Get excited!

Alright, now on to the product! I have an addiction to arousal lubes. I rarely masturbate without using one and when I do I feel like something is significantly lacking. I’ve tried quite a few of them and Shunga’s Secret Garden is by far the best I have ever used. I was madly in love with Tickle Her Pink by Pow Products before this and Secret Garden left Tickle Her Pink in the dust.

Secret Garden Female Orgasm Enhancing Cream is a clitoral stimulating gel. The ingredients cause an increase in blood flow to the area, making the area much more sensitive. This allows for a heightened sense of arousal and more powerful orgasm. Use this with a partner or during solo sessions.

Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Propylene glycol, L-Arginine, L-Ornithine, H.E.C., Turnera aphrodisiaca extract, Methyl paraben, Propyl paraben, Mentha piperita, Tocopherol. This product should not be used if you have an STD.

To use, massage a pea size amount of the gel under the clitoral hood. I felt a cooling sensation almost immediately. Shunga suggest that some women will have to use the product for a few days for the product to work at its desired level. I never had that problem, but every woman is different. I know clitoral stimulating gels work well for me, if they usually don’t work well for you try the product for 3 or 4 days.

It is a little expensive, but this 1 ounce bottle of gel will provide continuous pleasure over and over and over again. I ounce doesn’t sound like much, but when you’re only using a pea size amount each session it will last for quite a while.

I highly recommend this product. I know that when I run out I’ll be purchasing more of this amazing Shunga's Secret Garden.

Thank you Shunga for letting me review Secret Garden! To buy this product, visit Shunga’s website.

Pleasurists #73

2010-04-14T20:08:00.001-07:00

jealous, jealous again by Scott Church

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #72? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #74? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday April 18th at 11:59pm PDT.

Note: No Editor’s Pick this week, but there are LOTS of contests!

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Win Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio Deadline: April 15th @ Midnight Central.

Contest! Deadline: April 16th.

Tor – Giveaway! Deadline: April 18th.

MyPleasure $50 Gift Certificate Giveaway Deadline: April 18th.

Contest! Deadline: April 24th @ 11:59pm.

I Dare You… Giveaway! Deadline: April 25th.

Ophoria April Sweepstakes Beyond 1 Deadline: April 30th @ Midnight Eastern.

Lover’s Choice April Sweepstakes Horny Hot & Wild Dice Deadline: April 30th @ Midnight Eastern.

Calling All Hot Mamas! Deadline: May 3rd @ 11am Central.

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?

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Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

LELO Lily by Toy With Me

Bswish Bcute by Dani Darling

Wahl by Britni TheVadgeWig

G-Swirl by Joan Price

Pirate Rocket by Dani Darling

Pirate Rocket by Pretty Power Tools

Fairy Pocket Mini by Joan Price

Fairy Mini Wireless by Epiphora

Fairy Mini Wand by Carrie Ann

Fairy Mini Wand by Joan Price

Bnaughty Deluxe by Mistress Kay

Petite Couture Cashmere by Dangerous Lilly

Waver Ocean by Syd Vicious

Fun Factory Fly by Carrie Ann

Rampant Rabbit Thruster Deluxe by LivingFire

Bubbles by Luscious Lily

Cal Exotics Masseur by EffinSara

Evolved Bet on Black by Valynn

Fukuoku 9000 by Pretty Power Tools

Ophoria Bliss No. 8 by LivingFire

Dildos

Vixen Creations Mistress by Sammi

Vixen Creations Mistress by Pretty Power Tools

Jollies Thrust by Saraid

Jollies Thrust Video by Saraid

Ophoria Beyond 3 by Epiphora

Aveline by Tuesday

Vixskin Buck by Kaijah

Fun Factory Wanda by Kynky Kytty

Chaos by Sexorcism

Anal Toys

Sidekick 1 by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Crystal Delights by Mistress Kay

Nexus Gyro by Cooper Beckett

LELO Billy by Toys in Love

Toys for Cocks

Fleshlight Girls Eva Angelina by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

Fleshlight Ice by Pretty Power Tools

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Megasol Eros by Ginger Leigh

Liquid Silk by Jessie Beth

BDSM/Fetish

Electrosex Torpedo Plug (small) by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Bondage Bar by Mistress Kay

Clover Clamps by Juliettia

Kinky Cuffs by Mistress Kay

Good Girl Bad Girl Wrist Cuffs by Luscious Lily

Adult Books/Games

The Big Book of Sex Toys by Mistress Kay

Orgasms for Two by Dani Darling

Best Sex Writing 2010 by Garnet Joyce

Kinky Bingo by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies & Porn

Midori’s Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage by Wilhelmina Wang

Mandy Candy by Missy

Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out by Angel deSanguine

Lingerie

Luxurious Garterbelt and Bra by Mistress Kay

Bra and Cincher 3 Piece Set by True Pleasures

Bondara Purple Nights Basque by Joanna Cake

Coquette Crotchless G-string Panties by Valynn

Miscellaneous

Pink and Clear Nipple Bindi by True Pleasures

Smartballs Teneo Duo by Darling Dove

Sportsheets Dildo Anchor Pads by mina

Fairy Mini Attachment by Valynn

Incoqnito Droplet Necklace by Pretty Power Tools

Liberator Fascinator Throe by Cooper

Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong by Epiphora

Pleasurists #72- I'm the Editor's Pick!!! Woo!

2010-04-06T18:31:00.000-07:00

Stripes of Lust by Vanity Zero

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #71? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #73? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday April 11th at 11:59pm PDT.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Fairies, Fairies and More, More, More Fairies! Deadline: April 11th @ Midnight.

Win Your Very Own LELO Lily! Deadline: April 13th.

Win Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio Deadline: April 15th @ Midnight Central.

Contest! Deadline: April 24th @ 11:59pm.

Ophoria April Sweepstakes Beyond 1 Deadline: April 30th @ Midnight Eastern.

Lover’s Choice April Sweepstakes Horny Hot & Wild Dice Deadline: April 30th @ Midnight Eastern.

Calling All Hot Mamas! Deadline: May 3rd @ 11am Central.

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?

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Editor’s Pick

Jimmyjane Form 2 by Luvasaurus

The Form 2 oscillating pattern blows my mind, completely out of my skull. Each ear has its own motor, the vibrations go from one ear to the other, stimulating my clit in a whole new way. “Sensation in Stereo” describes this toy perfectly. The dual motors stimulate my clit like it has never been stimulated before.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Vibrator Upgrade Kit by Joan Price

Fukuoku 9000 by True Pleasures

Fukuoku 9000 by Sammi

Tango III by Luscious Lily

Jimmyjane Form 2 by Luvasaurus

Fun Factory Patchy Paul II by Carrie Ann

Green Dolphin by Jons Babydoll

The Fairy Wand by namelesschaos

Dildos

Cherry Bomb Metallic G-Pop by Mistress Kay

Vixen Creations Mistress by Kaijah

Lovemoiselle Elodie by Lucy Lemons

Tantus Curve by True Pleasures

Vixen Creations VixSkin Bandit by Scintillectual

Buster by Carrie Ann

Happy Valley Realistic by Sex Lies and Prelaw

Anal Toys

Touche Bona Dea Anal Beads by Sammi

Nexus G-Rider by Cooper Beckett

Toys for Cocks

Bad Dragon Anthro-Dragoness Masturbation Sleeve by True Pleasures

Succu Dry by Beautiful Dreamer

Agate Ring by Beautiful Dreamer

4US Vibrating Cock Ring by True Pleasures

Tenga Egg (Spider) by namelesschaos

Tenga Egg (Clicker) by namelesschaos

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Fleshlube Ice by The Great Masturbator

K-Y Massage Sampler by Carrie Ann

Maximus by Angel deSanguine

BDSM/Fetish

Soft Bondage Kit by Mistress Kay

Bound by Diamonds Wrist Cuffs by Luscious Lily

Silicone Bit Gag by Mistress Kay

Flower Crop by Mistress Kay

Clover Clamps by Sexorcism

Under the Bed Restraint System by Mistress Kay

Adult Books/Games

Moregasm by Mistress Kay

Sacred Kink: the eightfold paths of BDSM and beyond by Dr. Ruthie

Best Fetish Erotica by Sammi

Adult Movies & Porn

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio by Garnet Joyce

Sex Furniture

Liberator Wing by Syd Vicious

Miscellaneous

StressNoMore Vaginal Barbell by Joanna Cake

Pleasure Me Purse by Sexorcism

Sex in the Shower Dual Shower Head by Mistress Kay

Tools of the Trade by Sexorcism

JimmyJane Form 2 Review

2010-04-01T12:40:00.000-07:00

When I decided to review JimmyJane’s Form 2 with the help of a wonderful JimmyJane employee, I could not wait to get my hands on this product. The Form 2 is the first of the three new Pleasure to the People waterproof and recharable vibrators from JimmyJane. They are all made out of platinum silicone and stainless steel. The Form 2 fits perfectly in my palm and with 3 buttons, the plus and minus buttons change the intensity and the other button changes the pattern, it’s basically perfect.

There is nothing worse than buying a product, only to realize something is wrong with it. Yet I am a firm believer that it is in these moments where you can really see how strong a company is. When it got to my house, the box said it was a Pink US Form 2, but the European charger greatly disagreed with the box. I sent an email to JimmyJane’s customer service. While this is not exactly the most ideal situation, it told me a lot about JimmyJane. They are a great company that will go out of their way to fix their mistakes. A few days, many apologies and a free Little Ember Sampler later I had a new charger and free candles.

At this point I was a little concerned; I have a tendency to build things up in my head, to an extent that they can never meet my expectations. I had lovingly been looking at the Form 2 since it had arrived. The pink silicone millennium falcon looking toy had been taunting me. It does not come charged, so it was just there, beautiful and awkward and looking kind of like Timmy the Tooth’s cousin.

I read the instructions and hooked up the charger. You just place the Form 2 on the charging station and it lights up showing you that it is indeed charging. After 2 hours of charging, it was ready to go. This charger will be used with future JimmyJane models. You can never overcharge this toy. Since there is no plug or o-ring, this little guy is completely water proof. I don’t think you could kill it with water even if you wanted to… which you won’t because it’s incredible.

I have never cared for vibration patterns. It’s not like a hate them, they just aren’t a selling point for me. The Form 2 oscillating pattern blows my mind, completely out of my skull. Each ear has its own motor, the vibrations go from one ear to the other, stimulating my clit in a whole new way. “Sensation in Stereo” describes this toy perfectly. The dual motors stimulate my clit like it has never been stimulated before. The rest of the patterns are also very nice, but I love the oscillating pattern even more than the constant vibrations. There are 4 vibrations patterns and 5 power levels. I like strong vibrations and the Form 2 delivers.

This vibrator is unlike anything I have ever used before. It leaves me speechless. Seriously words will never be able to describe the level of awesomeness contained in this strange looking toy. It’s perfect. The silicone feels great against my naughty parts and the ears surrounding my clit allow my clit to reach a level of ecstasy I’ve never experienced before. I have always had a hard time orgasming. I have sexual ADD and the Form 2 keeps my concentration focused on the sensations I’m feeling and not a crack on the ceiling or what I’m going to eat for dinner. It gives me long intense orgasms, which is probably why I love this toy so much.

Another benefit of this toy is how much it relaxes me. I’m a bit high strung and I have a hard time falling asleep at night as my mind is always racing. I’m not kidding about my ridiculous ADD. This little guy helps me unwind at night. I don’t know if it is the dual motors surrounding my clit or the rocking back and forth that does it, but it works better than anything I’ve ever used before. The orgasms that this toy produces leave me so completely satisfied, that I don’t have the energy to even move, let alone toss and turn.

I have cancelled plans twice since I got it, so that I could get home and use my Form 2. This $135 toy is worth every penny. I know it seems a little pricey, but it is really that amazing.I can’t get enough of it. This is by far my favorite toy of all time… OF ALL TIME!!!

This video started my love affair with the Form 2. I hope it does the same for you!

Thank you JimmyJane for letting me review this incredible toy. Please take a moment to check out their incredible assortment of vibrators, massage candles and massage stones.

The only bug I'll ever love

2010-03-26T20:24:00.000-07:00

I was standing in my local sex store the first time Flexi Felix caught my eye. This adorable Fun Factory set of anal beads designed with the face of a ladybug was begging me to take it home. I lusted over this little guy for a while before I actually decided I really needed it. It’s been an incredible addition to my toy collection ever since.

This toy is a brilliant design! Major kudos to whoever thought of this. It’s just so damn cute, how can you not want to put it in your butt? The handle is created as the face of a ladybug with the body of the toy being the beads. I actually thought it was a worm at first, but it Fun Factory says it’s a ladybug. I know some people are freaked out by faces on toys, but I think when it comes to anal toys the less intimidating the better. Anal toys are in a league of their own. Vibrators are becoming more and more accepted by society, anal beads are still a bit misunderstood. I think Flexi Felix could alter that. He looks as safe and comfortable as he really is. Having a toy that is safe, looks fun and gentle was a huge motivator when I purchased Flexi Felix.

This 100% silicone toy is 12 inches long with an insertable length of 10 inches. The handle is large enough that there should be no concern about the toy accidentally sliding into your rectum. The 5 oval beads escalate in size, allowing each individual user to choose how much they are comfortable inserting. The largest bead is 1 inch in diameter. You can insert 1 or 2, or you can insert all of them. The choice is really up to the user. The oval beads make penetration so much easier than the round anal beads I’ve used in the past. The pleasure comes from slowly inserting each bead as well as removing the beads. The preferred moment to remove the beads is directly before orgasm.

Apply a water based lubricant to the toy before insertion. Since the toy is silicone, silicone lubricant should not be used on Felix. Fun Factory actually includes a great water based lube sample with the toy. Their toy lube can be purchased separately. Inserting this toy is extremely easy. The key with any anal toy is just to relax your body. Hold the space above the bead you’re inserting and gently slide it into your ass. I like to pause for a minute to enjoy the sensation and let my body adjust around the bead before I attempt to insert the next one. Your hands will get lube on them and the beads tend to get a little slippery when you’re trying to insert them, but this was never a big problem for me. For additional pleasure try placing a bullet in the eye socket of the ladybug, this will create a vibrating sensation throughout the toy.

This toy comes in 3 colors. I prefer the pink or blue, but if you are concerned about mess you may be more comfortable purchasing it in black. To wash the beads just use antibacterial soap and hot water. It is extremely easy to clean.

I love this little guy! My previous experiences with anal beads had been mediocre at best. This completely rectified my opinion of anal beads. Flexi Felix has quickly won a special place in my heart and ass.

To purchase this wonderful toy, I suggest using a sex store I trust, EdenFantasys.

$32.99Flexi Felix

Beads by Fun Factory

Material: Silicone

Safety:

Buy from EdenFantasys

I did it on porpoise

2010-03-19T22:09:00.000-07:00

I am a big fan of using multiple toys per session. I usually have 3 or 4 ready and sometimes I decide I don’t want to use a particular toy and swap it out for another one. There are toys I use to get started and others I use to finish. There are toys for long sessions and ones for quickies. Each toy has its own unique purpose. California Exotic’s The Tickling Dolphin from The Adult Toy Shoppe is a discrete bullet style dolphin intended for clitoral stimulation.

This is not a main course toy. It works decently as an appetizer, but it is best used as a side dish. This is the mash potatoes of sex toys. Unfortunately the mash potatoes lack gravy and salt. It is nice, don’t get me wrong but it is not great.
My little dolphin friend is 3 inches long, with a 1 inch diameter. He nestles himself quite nicely against my clit and vulva. I think the size will work well for most women. His tiny size makes it very easy to bring him just about anywhere with you.

This is a great toy for first time sex toy owners. It is not intimidating at all; he’s a cute little TPR silicone dolphin. He is not as powerful as I desired, but he does have a nice quiet buzz. This toy works best in unison with another toy. I enjoyed it greatly when used with my Mona, by Lelo.

Use a water based lubricant, to prevent damaging the TPR. After using him, wash him with antibacterial soap and warm water. Don’t worry about getting water in the motor. This toy is waterproof and will be perfectly fine while washing him or using him in water.

The Tickling Dolphin uses 4 watch batteries. The product comes with 8. You have no idea how excited this made me. I hate hunting down watch batteries. I curse toys that require them. I think it’s brilliant that they included replacement batteries.

The big question I would ask before buying this product is, “what are you looking for.” Are you looking for something discrete, quiet, waterproof, cute and not overly powerful? If so this toy is a great option. However if you’re more interested in something that is powerful, that will bring you to orgasm every time. You should look at getting a different bullet style vibrator.

I really appreciate the The Adult Toy Shoppe for sending me The Tickling Dolphin to review.

Everything a rabbit vibrator should be

2010-03-17T09:31:00.000-07:00

Last week I reviewed the Calla Lily by Cal Exotics; it was the epitome of what a rabbit vibrator should not be. I’m very excited that I get to follow that with that with the Aqua Rabbit by Good Vibrations, a perfect example of everything a rabbit vibrator should be. This is a wonderful toy that does so much more than I ever expected it to.

The most incredible thing about this toy is that it is bendable! Everyone is built completely different and what works for some people does not work for others. A lot of rabbit vibrators don’t work for me, but this one I could easily bend to make it just right. Oh and boy did it feel right! Once inserted, the vibrator maintains its position. It is also easy to alter it while it is inside you, making it fit perfectly for everyone’s body. With an insertable length of 5 ½ inches and 1 ½ inches in diameter, this toy is filling and quite enjoyable.

With dual motors, the vibrator’s clitoral and internal stimulation makes this toy ideal for a quick session or a long one. There is a dial on the bottom of the shaft that allows you to change the speed of the vibrations. I start in the middle and work my way up until I can’t handle it anymore. This toy contains a lot of power. The strong vibrations make it very easy to fall in love with this toy. In the past, I have had some vibrators cause numbing after a long session. I have never had any problem with this toy causing any discomfort.

The Aqua Rabbit is waterproof. The o-ring in the battery compartment will prevent any water damage. So you’re free to play in the bath, shower, hot tub, etc. Since it is waterproof, there is no hassle when washing the product. Just use soap and warm water. Remember this toy is a Phthalate free jelly material and therefore cannot be boiled.

The batteries are kind of a down fall. It requires 3 AAA batteries and it drains them very fast. (I hate when toys require an odd number of batteries!) I recommend getting some rechargeable batteries if you’re going to buy this product. Honestly, this shouldn’t be a deal breaker. The toy is worth buying rechargeable batteries for.

There is nothing discrete about the Aqua Rabbit. Anyone who finds your Aqua Rabbit will know exactly what it is for. It is also pretty loud. The vibrations are steady but the motor sounds like it is going around a track and kind of stalling at the same point every time. I find it distracting and annoying. If I use it under the covers, the weird noise is less noticeable.

Water based lubricants should be used with the Aqua Rabbit. I also enjoy using a clitoral arousal gel, like Tickle Her Pink.

I really enjoyed the Aqua Rabbit. It fits my body perfectly. This lavender colored rabbit is quickly making its way into my regular use toy box. Powerful, bendable, water proof and contains dual motors, this would be a great first toy or an addition to a toy collection.

Thank you Good Vibrations for sending me the Aqua Rabbit!

Pleasurists #69

2010-03-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

Britni C by Deborah Kolb

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

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Editor’s Pick

Tantus Hoss by Sammi

Hoss is enormous. Humongous. Gigantic. Bigger than big. He makes Randy look like a beginner’s toy (and Randy most definitely is not).

Editor’s Note: This is a seriously impressive review because, among other things, Hoss is a seriously impressive toy. I thought it a fitting EP for an impressive edition both in number (69) and in review count (80).

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Fun Factory Bubbles by Jessie Beth

Fun Factory Bubbles by Sarahbear

Fun Factory Bubbles by Dani Darling

Fun Factory Bubbles by Sexorcism

Fun Factory Bubbles by PrettyPowerTools

Sqweel by FunseXXXtoys Chick

Bcurious by Sammi

MiVibe Necklace by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System by Epiphora

Eroscillator 2 vs. Synergy Pleasure System by PrettyPowerTools

Handbag Hercules Pocket Rocket by Mistress Kay

Remote Controlled Egg by Jessie Beth

Hitachi Magic Wand Executive Pack by Joanna Cake

Kissa by Muffyspingulove

Aqua Rabbit by Jessie Beth

Harmonia by Kristi

Heart’s Desire Teaser by Dani Darling

Little Su Tulip by Red

CyberGlass Swirl Micro Mini by la petite

Aqua Rabbit by Jessie Beth

Calla Lily by Luvasaurus

My Pet Vibrator by Kynky Kytty

Dildos

Jollies Jollet by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

Jollies Jollet by Epiphora

Tantus Rascal O2 by Sarahbear

LELO Ella by Scintillectual

Tantus G-Force by Ginger Leigh

Tantus G-Force by Saraid

Vixen Vixskin vs. Tantus O2 by Carrie Ann

Goldfrau by Red

Don Wands Pleasure Wand by la petite

Anal Toys

Tantus B-Bomb by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

GoodVibes Sidekick 1 by True Pleasures

Assberry by Curvaceous Dee

Assberry by LivingFire

Crystal Delights by PrettyPowerTools

Toys for Cocks

Vibrating support plus extended head exciter by Laurel

Succu Dry Fleshlight by Epiphora

Succu Dry Fleshlight by The Masturbator

Chocolate Party Hats by PrettyPowerTools

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Bswish Bwarm Massage Candle by Mistress Kay

System JO Warming Massage Glide by Rayne

Intimate Organics Discover by Carrie Ann

Wet Together Ultimate Pleasure Gels by Mina

BDSM/Fetish

Incoqnito Lambskin Collar by True Pleasures

Incoqnito Lambskin Collar by Pretty Power Tools

Aslan Silicone Ballgag by Amber from DivergentDance

Crave Wrist Restraints by Sammi

Hog Tie and Cuff Set by Mistress Kay

Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraints by Dani Darling

Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraints by EffinSara

Silicone Bit Gag by Alpine Subdreams

Leather Slut Impression Paddle by Alpine Subdreams

HappyTails Elk Leather Flogger by ThePinkPoppet

Door Jam Cuff Set by BDGuy

Adult Books

Sexoku – A Sex Trivia Game Book by Mistress Kay

The Big Book of Sex Toys by Epiphora

Adult Movies & Porn

Billy Castro Does the Mission by Epiphora

Corruption by Mistress Kay

Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality by Garnet Joyce

Sex: How to Do Everything by The Duchess

Deep Throat by J.D. Bauchery

Jenny & Marie’s Award Show Fiasco by FrzKey

Beef Jerky – 420 Stroker by The Porn Librarian

True Fucking Love by J.D. Bauchery

Panty Flash Teacher by FrzKey

Lingerie

Schoolgirl Costume by Akame

Red Satin and Lace Bustier by Juliettia

Schoolgirl Costume by Angel deSanguine

Storage

Eden Fantasys Toy Pouch by Carrie Ann

Toi Tissue Bocks by Carrie Ann

Original Toi Bocks by Carrie Ann

Miscellaneous

Spareparts Joque Harness Large by Sarahbear

Cleopatra Clit Clip Review by Dani Darling

Tools of the Trade Kit by Jessie Beth

Smartballs Teneo Uno by PrettyPowerTools

Liberator Fascinator Throe by Sarahbear

Pleasure Me Purse by Dani Darling

Go Girl by PrettyPowerTools

Calla Lily

2010-03-11T11:00:00.000-08:00

I was extremely excited when Eden Fantasys told me I’d be reviewing California Exotic’s Calla Lily. It is waterproof, has a rotating shaft, multiple speeds, with clitoral and G-spot stimulators. This toy sounds awesome but unfortunately it was quite the disappointment.

For starters, this toy confuses me. It’s a rabbit style vibrator, with a G-spot and clitoral stimulator while the shaft of the toy rotates. It sounds awesome, right? When I got the package and read the front and back of the box and it was all like “This toy is going to be awesome in your vagina. Get excited!” It even claims it is “Safe and pure.” Then I read the side of the box which states “This toy is for external use only.” Oh really? You mean this rabbit vibrator shouldn’t be stuck in my vagina? I then read the Instructions which once again say to use it inside me. Well what the hell am I supposed to do with this toy? So then I wondered if maybe this disclaimer was on all Cal Exotic products. Luckily, I still have the packaging for my $16.99 Cal Exotic Butterfly Kiss. There is no “Safe and Pure” label, but it also doesn’t say that it is for external use only. This makes me angry. I understand having to legally protect your company, but make all of the instructions the same please.

So how is it Safe and Pure? The Calla Lily is made of unscented TPR which is Phthalates free, Hypo-allergenic and Latex free. It is squishy and bendable while the material has a little bit of drag to it. The clear blue color is very pretty but unfortunately because it is clear, you can see some of the wiring.

I think this toy was probably great in theory, but failed in execution. It feels nice, it’s a pretty color but it just doesn’t work that well. The toy is 10 inches long, with a 4 inch circumference and an insertable length of 5 ½ inches. It is going to be way too long to stimulate most women’s G-spots and clitoris at the same time. The shaft needed to be 2 inches shorter for me. If you have a really deep G-spot this will probably work better for you than it did for me. Sadly, I could not use the clitoral stimulator at the same time I was stimulating my G-spot. This basically defeats the purpose of the rabbit design completely.

The rotating G-spot stimulator looks awesome when you turn it on. Just looking at it got me all worked up, only to find once it is inserted it has a much harder time moving around. The shaft of this toy rotates in 3 patterns. The tip of the shaft makes a come here motion, alternating semi and alternating full circles. There is a small bullet in the tip of the shaft to add vibration while it is rotating. It doesn’t move very well when it is inside me. I could feel it moving and it is nice, but not enough to rock my world.

I give this toy some credit for the clitoral stimulator. The clitoral bullet also has 3 vibration patterns. It flutters rapidly and is the biggest redeeming quality of this toy. I actually wound up giving up on using it as it is supposed to be used (or not supposed to be used depending on what instructions you follow) and turned it upside down. I placed the clitoral bullet against my clit and put the shaft against my ass.

The vibrator makes a weird dying buzz (it sounds like someone stepped on a robot cat). Obviously this isn’t very discrete… unless you own a robot cat. There are 2 bullets in the Calla Lily which probably contributes to some of the noise. The Calla Lily uses 3 AA batteries. I know this is silly, but it drives me crazy when toys use 3 batteries instead of 2 or 4. Anyway, the battery holder slides out of the bottom of the toy, making it easy to remove the batteries after every use.

The Calla Lily can be cleaned with soap and water or with alcohol as stated in the Instructions. You should wash it before and after every use. It is water proof, so there is no need to worry about destroying it while washing. The instructions state that you should use water based lubricant with the Calla Lily. Silicone lube would also probably be fine. I used a water based lubricant just because I prefer them.

Honestly, I really didn’t like this toy. (If that wasn’t already obvious) I tried really hard to make it work for me, but it just doesn’t. If you’re built like me and have a shallow G-spot, you are probably going to be very disappointed in this toy. I suggest using a toy to find your g-spot, place your finger on how far the toy is inside you and then measure it before you buy this toy. Even if you do have a deep g-spot, I don’t recommend buying the Calla Lily.

Calla lily Rabbit vibrator by California Exotic Material: TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber) Safety: $109.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
Rating:	Vroom:	Bee:
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang!!!

2010-02-27T14:04:00.000-08:00

Tickle Her Pink is a clitoral arousal gel made by Pow Products. The same company that makes Oooh! that’s it. I love arousal lubes and this one is great!

Image by Pow Products

The product works by increasing blood flow to the clitoral area, which increases stimulation. The women who created Tickle Her Pink’s website states…
L-Arginine and L-Ornithine - amino acids which are scientifically proven to increase blood flow to the area where they are applied
Damiana - an aphrodisiac
Frescolate – a non-irritating topical stimulant
Orange flower extract, witch hazel and aloe vera – botanicals which soothe skin
Together these ingredients are the key to a great clitoral orgasm!
I don’t know if this is true, I just know it works great! I cannot get enough of it!

Ingredients: Hamamelisdacea hamamelis virginiana L, Propylene Glycol, Arginine, Ornithine, Turnera Diffusa Leaf Extract, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange Fruit Extract), Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice

Since it is a water based lubricant, you can safely use it with any toy your heart desires. This product is also safe to use with condoms.

This product should not be used if you are pregnant or have any STD.

To use the product apply a pea size amount to the tissue under the clitoris with your finger. A little goes along way. Almost instantly I felt a cooling and tingling sensation. It rubs right in so there is no additional clean up when using Tickle Her Pink.

This product is awesome! It really helps me orgasm and the orgasms are very intense. It can be used with a partner or alone. When using it alone, I really like to use it with a toy that has wings or ears. The fluttering of wings + Tickle Her Pink brings me to climax extremely fast.

Some arousal lubes have caused irritation for me in the past. I never felt any burning or discomfort while using Tickle Her Pink.

The product smells like peppermint. I wished it tasted like a peppermint, instead it taste similar to a cough drop. However the taste is not bad. It is safe to use during oral sex.

The company claims this 1 ounce bottle contains 40 applications. That may not seem like much when you’re paying $9.99 for the product. That breaks down to around $.25 an orgasm. I am willing to pay a lot more than $.25 for a great orgasm.

I love the packaging! It comes in a cute little pink box with a cartoon pin up girl on the front. You can throw this part away, unless you really want to keep it.

Inside there is a 1 ounce bottle of Tickle Her Pink. The bottle is white with a black top. The pin up girl is on the bottle as well. The bottle is small enough that it can be stored almost anywhere. The bottle states that it is a Clitoral Orgasm Cream but unless someone read that, they'd never know what it was. The back of the bottle includes the instructions in several languages.

I love this product! There is no doubt in my mind that I'll be buying this product again soon. I plan to go through all 40 uses pretty quickly! I highly recommend Tickle Her Pink. It’s not very expensive and it works extremely well. If you’ve ever been curious about arousal lubes, this is a great one to try.

Compared to Ooooh! that's it!
Tickle Her Pink is made by the same company that makes Ooooh! that’s it! Tickle Her Pink provides clitoral stimulation and Ooooh! that’s it! provides G-spot stimulation. How do the two compare? Tickle Her Pink is the less expensive choice. Both products are amazing, but Tickle Her Pink is easier to apply. The easier application means more of the product is being applied to desired location, so Tickle Her Pink also works better than Ooooh! that’s it. Oooh! that’s it comes with a helpful guide on finding the G-spot and tips and positions for stimulating the G-spot. They’re both great products and I enjoy using both at different times. If you were trying to decide between the 2 products and already know where your G-spot is and have G-spot orgasms, I would recommend purchasing Tickle Her Pink.

$9.99Tickle her pink™

Gel by Pow Products Inc.

Buy from EdenFantasys

Ooooh! Baby!

2010-02-24T01:20:00.000-08:00

Image by Pow Products

Oooh! That's it! is a G-spot stimulator made by Pow Products. The gel stimulates the G-spot, increasing its size and sensitivity. I've been eyeing this product for a little while, but was always a bit hesitant of the price tag. I’m glad I finally caved and purchased it from EdenFantasys

This one ounce bottle is pure G-spot bliss. While 1 ounce is not that much for paying $17.99, it is worth every penny. You only need a dime size amount, so 1 ounce is not going to run out extremely fast…. Well unless you’re like me and use it constantly.

The hot pink box it comes in is adorable! There is an image of a woman on the box, with an itty bitty waist and sexy hips. I love the heart over her vajayjay!

It is safe to use with condoms. There is a warning on the bottle, that states Oooh! that’s it! should not be used by pregnant women or if you have an STD.

A great little guide on where to find the G-spot is included. It contains an image of where it is located, how to find it and what positions make it easiest to stimulate the G-spot. If you already know where your G-spot is, this may be very helpful to let your partner read it. I know where my G-spot is but I read the book and learned a thing or 2. If you’re the Queen of the G-spot and your partner is the King, pass it on to a friend who doesn’t know where to find hers. Share your sexual knowledge.

Once you know where your G-spot is, sit on your bed (you don’t have to sit, but it is easier to do it sitting than to apply it lying down). With your finger or a toy insert a dime size amount on to your G-spot and rub it in. This isn’t the easiest thing to accomplish, as you have to get it on your G-spot and not all over the inside of your vagina. I think this is honestly why you have to apply a dime size amount. Luckily your G-spot will still come out to play. Almost instantly you’ll feeling a cooling tingling sensation. Now grab a toy or a boy or girl or both and have fun. The lube is water based and therefore safe to use with your toys. The product absorbs into the skin so there is very little clean up after.

The minty smell of Ooooh! that’s it! is delightful. The fragrance is always a nice suprise when I open the bottle. As yummy as it smells, I would not recommend tasting this product. I did not try it, but I can't imagine that it would be a very good idea.

I tried Ooooh! that’s it! with multiple toys. Mona was my favorite toy to use, but they all felt great. It works fine lying on the bed, but I preferred using my Liberator Wedge/Ramp or Liberator Zepplin Cocoon. Both of these items make it easier to reach my G-spot and make it easier for me to have a mind blowing G-spot orgasm.

It is really hard to make me orgasm. When I say really hard, I mean it's a miracle when I orgasm. The fact that this can help make me climax is incredible. This isn’t a guaranteed orgasm, but it has done wonders for me and I highly recommend giving it a try. I know it is a little pricey, but it is really worth it as you can’t put a price tag on mind blowing sex. I have no doubt in my mind I’ll be purchasing more of this in the future.

$17.99"Ooooh! that's it!" G-spot stimulation gel

Gel by Pow Products Inc.

Buy from EdenFantasys

Lip Stain

2010-02-21T16:28:00.000-08:00

I love makeup, maybe a little too much. I own over 90 shades of MAC eyeshadow, over 100 colors if you count other brands. I love lipstick, stain, gloss, etc. Hell, I even contour & highlight my chest. The one place I've never considered putting makeup is my pussy. I didn't realize I needed to. Luckily My New Pink Button was aware of my flaws.

My New Pink Button is a temporary dye that adds color to your labia. The product is intended to temporarily correct the loss of color that happens over time. The kit comes with 20 applicators, a mixing dish, dye and instructions. There is nothing on the website that indicates how long this product last, just that it is temporary.

It comes in 4 colors. Marilyn is for fair skinned girls. Bettie is a hot pink color that blends in with a woman’s skin tone. Ginger is a rosy color intended for darker skin tones. Audry is the darkest color and is a bold burgundy pink.

I wear makeup, I highlight my hair, I have implants, I wax everything, I spend too much on clothes, I wear heals and now I have to wonder if my labia isn’t a pretty enough shade of pink? No man has ever said, “You know, I’m really into you but the color of your pussy is a deal breaker.” I honestly don’t have time to worry about one more thing.

I’m sure there are women who are already genuinely concerned about this. For those women, go ahead. Who am I to tell you that it is wrong? If it makes you happy and comfortable to color your labia, go for it.

Is this weird? Yes. Am I curious to see how this works? Yes. Would I try it if it was in front of me? Probably….

Happy National Condom Week!

2010-02-19T22:51:00.000-08:00

Cover your stump before you hump

February 14-21 is National Condom Week in the US. In honor of this week, I've posted 5 great condom commercials. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

If you really love her, wear a cover

If you slip between her thighs, condomize

Before you penetrate, hide your magistrate

Don't be a fool, cover your tool

Don't be silly, protect your Willie

Good Clean Love's Passion Candle

2010-02-18T07:51:00.000-08:00

My review on Good Clean Love's Passion Candle for EdenFantasys.

"This product was provided to me free of charge by Eden Fantasys in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines."

$14.99Passion candle

Candle by Good Clean Love

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Fleshlight Vibro Glow

2010-02-17T20:19:00.000-08:00

Fleshlight has introduced their new Vibro Glow for a limited time only! The Vibro Glow includes 3 bullets and 10 extra batteries. The Vibro Glow package contains the Fleshlight Ice clear case and the Ice STU sleeve, while the three bullets provide the color. You can mismatch the bullets so that the tube is different colors. I can’t help thinking this a rave for your dick. You can pick from the lady orifice or butt. Only 1,000 of them have been made so act fast! Actually my friend bought one, 999 left!

"I can't, I'm washing my hair tonight"

2010-02-15T14:54:00.001-08:00

Is there a polite way to reject someone? Is there a nice way to say, “Thank you for putting yourself out there, but I’m just not into you.” Are the cliché ways to decline someone’s advances, worse or better? Is there a universal way to turn down someone without creating an awkward situation for everyone involved?

I know when someone is politely blowing me off and I’m ok with it. “I’m just really busy right now” is equivalent to saying, “I’m too busy to talk to someone I don’t like.” It is a line I’ve come to terms with. You can pretend they are honestly just way too busy.

Is it so crazy to tell the truth? Is the truth worse or better? Yes, it is more painful but at least the other person is left knowing where you stand. This weekend I was on both sides of the equation and I’m still not sure which I prefer.

Love Yourself

2010-02-13T20:42:00.001-08:00

The last time I didn't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day, I was 12. I'm a serial monogamist at my best; a girl who just needs a lot of love and attention at my worst. So this year I’m doing the unthinkable… or the normal thing and being happily single on Valentine’s Day.

I’m refusing to attend any single parties. I’m not exchanging love letters with any boys in Massachusetts. I’m not watching sappy movies and feeling sorry for myself. I’m celebrating!

I am doing what any modern day lady should do, spend a great day concentrating on how much I love myself. I am awesome. You are awesome. One day does not define how successful I am in life, nor should it dictate how I feel about myself.

In honor of this momentous occasion, I spent the money I would have spent on whatever guy I was dating at the time and spent it on my V. I could not be more excited! I bought the Mona by Lelo, Tickle Her Pink and "Ohhhh! That's it!" by Pow Products! All 3 products were bought from my friends over at EdenFantasys! Next Thursday, I will have these in my possession.

I'll have reviews up for all 3 items soon. Happy Valentines Day everyone!